Bodyguarding Mrs. Claus-to-be
‘k, so you heard Santa found himself a new girlfriend. So what? She’s a nice young lady from where they still make them blond and blue-eyed. Likes to hang out at the park.
That’s okay as long as the sun is still high in the sky. Gets kinda cold in the afternoon, though. ‘k, you got me there. Mrs. Claus-to-be didn’t like my tattoos. Asked me to change my attire. “You got no style,” she said, pffffffffffft.
But then, I’m here to please the customer, no problem. If the ol’ guy wants me to guard his fiancée, me and my quiet friend on the other side of the bench will do just that – no questions asked.
Gets kinda boring though, not much happening here at the park. Mind you, we’re always prepared, come what may.
So, run along and watch where you’re looking, mate. No presents for you this year if you don’t take your eyes of them two cuties, know what I mean?
‘k, just a friendly warning, the ol’ guy can get rather vindictive, trust my words!
PS: Thanks to Hailie Alcott for playing Mrs. Claus-to-be and Derrick Chaffe for playing the quiet co-worker!